spookymormon: spookymormon: my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
If you think this isn't sexy, then I probably hate... →
itchiki: asperat: carboghan: Opposite to media’s perception of being “sexy” But still, this is my type of girl. Gallery My gooodness unf lol they’re so fat. how is this sexy xD ^ are you fucking stupid. They’re miles sexier than your skinny ass.
youputthetowelonthetable: barryyouasshole: What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business
cyberbullys: conor-cymex: mydogsnokes: i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days diamond the word you’re looking for is diamond no a rock
assiest: canadianslut: I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this THE HARDEST I’VE LAUGHED AT ANY POST IN WEEKS