May 2013
spookymormon:
spookymormon:
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
solluxforpresident:
If you think this isn't sexy, then I probably hate... →
itchiki:
asperat:
carboghan:
Opposite to media’s perception of being “sexy”
But still, this is my type of girl.
Gallery
My gooodness unf
lol they’re so fat. how is this sexy xD
^ are you fucking stupid. They’re miles sexier than your skinny ass.
youputthetowelonthetable:
barryyouasshole:
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets
jalapeño business
cyberbullys:
conor-cymex:
mydogsnokes:
i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days
diamond
the word you’re looking for is diamond
no a rock
assiest:
canadianslut:
I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
THE HARDEST I’VE LAUGHED AT ANY POST IN WEEKS
